im going to start doing reviews of movies, well kinda....basically as i watch the movie im going to write stuff down as i see it and also thoughts i have about the movie...heres the 1st one!
WishCraft Review/As I watch thoughts!
I will admit the opening credits to this movie were the most artistic of the whole thing, it was a cool but im sure used a couple times close up typewriting scene with over lays of the keys and the words being typed nicely shot.
Omg the lead/im assuming main character looks so awkward! His eyes looked like he has eyeliner on his eyes but im sure he doesn’t, I hope lol. Micheal Weston is the actor just found out, and at least the past 9yrs were good to him, looks much better now haha
Side note, why does every movie that is set in a high school have to look way older than they are placed to be!? Its so un believable, if they would of set it as a college setting I don’t thin k the movie would of changed THAT much
One of the famous lines I just heard “ nipples are going hard” bahaha
Okay, now the main Bert, gets a package in the mail, doesn’t know whos it from doesn’t question it and just freaking opens it….than just throws it away wow..what was the point.
Blahblah note says can make 3 wishes (simpson tree house of horrors monkey paw??) ohh and btw it looks like a big ass leather hotdog with balls in it??? Idk just saw it for a sec
WISH ONE…..MAKE SAMATHA GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME…Bret likes the Jocks girl.
OMFG, I was pretty much right on what the thing was! it’s a BULLDICK! Lmao….I was close haha, but whats weirder is that they found someone who knew what the hell it was…..creepy ha
God did I mention how creepy Weston looks in this movie haha
Mmmmm the way this one scene is setting up, looks like 2 characters we don’t care about are about to die! [=
Ohh no im drunk and dropped my pants! Let me goo get them………my thoughts as the killer is shown!…Wtf is that!?! Black rain coated killer oh nooo….wait hes dead??? Tht skull face looks real? Holy shit a samurai sword??…wait im confused.. =[
BUT WAIT….why did he just kill this person we don’t even know well ??? =[ please set up a fake killer suspect b4 u strt the killing.
Wait…nooo it couldn’t be…..Meatloaf as a detective!?!? And Zelda Rubenstein as a medical examiner?? Huh…I get why her, shes got tht creepy voice and for some reason fits in most horror movies…but what a bad cameo, terrible for this role….Meatloaf im not sure yet
Famous quote by Zelda….”he fought like a tiger”…did the movie not just see the scene tht just happened?? Tiger no, a chicken with there head cut off yes haha
Meatloaf=Sparky…..yes..bc I want Detective Sparky on my case
Going off on a side tangent…maybe the bulldick grants the wish but when that happens someone has to die?? Maybe Bret turns into the killer?? Idk the movie isn’t helping me out much haha
Howie, Bretsbestfriend, is the comic relief of the movie and thank god!
2nd WISH, WANTS SAMATHA TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND, WANTS HER TO LOVE HIM…..now his wishes are reflecting his exterior haha creepy
Wow thank you movie for cutting out your sex scene between those two…no way would I be able to watch him do it, just the lead up was weird enough
Bret to Howie “How do you know she doesn’t really like me?”….. really Bret..even the dumb one in the movie knows that what you are doin isn’t right
Gaahh been awhile since the 1st kill!
KungPow Fighter lol…alll im gonna say
Another Jock kill..okay so this means the goth guy could be doing it?? Bahaha walks in the scene like he’s the sith lored Darth Sidous …..omg theres a bowling ball going towards ur head!
=O….damn we don’t get to see that death either… wtf
We have booked the killer, but the investigation is ongoing!…good job meatload.. Ohh and hes a great cop, he lets the kid go the 1st time after he wont show him his knife [= good work….at least now the killings make a lil sense bc the jocks make fun of the Goths,,,but still
………………………ohh geezz what a surprise the killers still on the lose and what the Goths gf is the next to die…. Awwww. Btw cool death scene!!! But come on 3 deaths with no real explantion yet..not even a fake one =[
Okay so now theres a diff guy who turns himself in! an anorexic Rob Zombie?
NOOOO FREAKIN WAY DONKEYLIPS IS IN THIS MOVIE!!!….awwwww 3mins of fame =[ he died haha..didn’t see tht death either.. Ohm and donkey lips the fat kid from salute your shorts [=
Okay so Samatha was hiding randomly in the attic why??? Lol but okay.
that’s it movie…u obviously don’t want to show any gore so lets just kill the main jock off screen completely =[….but at least we always see the body
Drum roll…the killer is!???! HOWIE……………………………..WHAT! I WAS WRONG IT WAS ….THE TEACHER??? Okay some bs plot about how he got it first made wishes and made his finally wish to be superman without the flying I guess haha…so he can kill the students tht pissed him off?…wow that was a streach kinda ha
…okay now the game every horror thriller movie plays, lets stall so the hero of the movie can kill me and save the day…one thrown axe at sam…talk……………………………2 axes…talk……3.……..4...ohm wait bret caught it??
Oh yeah I wished to be more powerful than you!…..IDIOT!!!!!!!! So many things wrong and out of continuity of the whole strength and speed situation tht I don’t wanna say…
Yay he kills the teacher and WE GET TO SEE IT! :D
WAIT A MINUTE! WHERE IS THE BULLDICK SO HE COULD MAKE THT WISH!? =/ idk either haha ohh welll
Hes made a hero at the end of the movie…but only one person survived that if the killer would of killed sam…he wouldn’t of killed anymore…yeah some hero haha..
OVERALL NOT A TERRIBLE MOVIE BY ANYMEANS JUST SOMETHING A LIL DIFF THAN THE NORM SLASHER MOVIE, ACTUALLY HAD A PLOT IN IT THAT WASN’T SURROUNDED BY FINDING OUT WHO THE KILLER WAS, AND I LIKED THAT. ID SAY WATCH IT FOR A FEW LAUGHS [=
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